February 2012
14 posts
Thank God people can't hear what I'm thinking.
bemyherotonight:
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
tokiowaslikeyeah:
THIS!
Me: Oh hey Bill, what a nice bedroom you have!
Bill: ...
Me: ...
Bill: ...
Me: ...
Bill: How long have you been in the closet?
Me: Not as long as you
January 2012
237 posts
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
Bill: Ugh, the light is too bright, close the door.
Tom:
Bill:
Tom:
Bill:
Tom:
Bill:
Tom: What are you doing in the closet?
teenagesheeps:
tokiowaslikeyeah:
everybody should have a fanfic fuck buddy
you read a fic together, you both get horny as hell and you fuck
Person 1: I don't get why people are afraid of 2012. In fact, I'm gonna run down my street naked on the 21st of December.
Person 2: That's why I'm afraid of 2012.
1 tag
Me listening to the radio: What is this shit?
People listening to my ipod: What is this shit?
